what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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