oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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