I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
you didnt know i had herpes?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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