thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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