I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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