I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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