you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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