Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Randomize
