I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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