She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
