Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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