Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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