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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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