so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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