Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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