Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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