I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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