If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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