Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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