if you like me you must not know who I am
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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