very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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