Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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