So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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