I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
the day after is always just damage control
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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