ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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