you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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