Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
