party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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