Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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