I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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