I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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