dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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