Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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