Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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