that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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