Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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