I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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