I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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