Your tits are I can't wait for
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
jump out the window naked night went bad
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