I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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