I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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