You're completely useless in the revolution.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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