We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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