In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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