Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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