you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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