Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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