I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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