Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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