He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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