I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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